Pet Shop Humorists Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates the witty side of pet shop humorists? Our collection offers clever, amusing items inspired by animal lovers and pet shop aficionados. Whether they work in or simply adore pet shops, these gifts blend humor with personality, making every day a little brighter. Find something that captures their sense of fun, from playful mugs to cheeky t-shirts designed for animal enthusiasts with a sense of humor.

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"I'm afraid Benson is all through." mockup

"I'm afraid Benson is all through."

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'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!' mockup

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

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Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells. mockup

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

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Dog Hunting Trophies.

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"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier." mockup

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

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Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are. mockup

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

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'You've made a powerful enemy'

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"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..." mockup

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

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"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas." mockup

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

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"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over." mockup

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

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'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.' mockup

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

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Fish with a human in a bowl.

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'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!' mockup

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

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"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain." mockup

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

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Cats at private view

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"We're going to the Vet aren't we." mockup

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

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Dogs life

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"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department." mockup

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

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'Out, damned Spot.'

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Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless. mockup

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

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'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!' mockup

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

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"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!" mockup

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

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"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?" mockup

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

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"Satisfaction, stat!"

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"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel." mockup

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

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Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

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"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network." mockup

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

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Clown walks balloon dog

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"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night." mockup

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

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"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window." mockup

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

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Mouse on an Exercise Bike

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"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

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"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!" mockup

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

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Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse! mockup

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

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'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?' mockup

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

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Pet Shop Humorists Gifts Collection

Pet Shop Humorists Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty pet shop humor to start your day with a smile or gift to a fellow animal enthusiast.

Pet Shop Humorists Pillows

Find witty pet-themed pillows that add personality and humor to any room, perfect for animal lovers with a sense of fun.

Pet Shop Humorists Prints

Browse our humorous prints inspired by pet shop humorists—bring laughter and charm to any wall or space.

Pet Shop Humorists T-Shirts

Check out our fun t-shirts inspired by pet shop humorists—ideal for showcasing their love for animals with a humorous twist.