Pet Shop Humorists Mugs

"I'm afraid Benson is all through."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Dogs life

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Cats at private view

'Out, damned Spot.'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Clown walks balloon dog

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."