Pet Pun Collector Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: headphones.

'His bark's worse than that.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'I call it a flat.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'It's a snow mobile.'

The Bear Fax.

Bell Hop

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

Toast kidnapper.

Prawn Shop

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

Spiv

'That's not funny, Fred.'

Custer's Last Rollo

"Why have you come over here?"

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

"They just love tassels."

"Cat nip"

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

"I must be getting old . . . I crossed over here, but now I can't remember why!"

"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

Party Animal, Party Vegetable, Party Mineral

Wanted for Stick Up