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Leonardo Da Vinci's Dog.

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

"Labradoodle"

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

Artistic Licence.

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

"Damn! I'm getting models from a different agency from now on…"

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."

Pablo Picasso: Before Puberty...After Puberty.

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

This is typical of Picassos 'Bugger off' period

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

A Matter of Priorities

'You'd be the wind beneath my wings if I could fly.'

Marie-Therese Walter

'Severa side effects include head aches, sudden break-outs and a resemblance to a Picasso.'

The Dance Circa 1970

Picasso's Blue Period

"Whenever you're ready."

'I can talk to animals.'

Picasso Interviews a Prospective Model

"Hey Picasso...you should have chosen better looking models!"

'I thought it was rather odd, for a facial cosmetic surgeon, to have so many weird Picasso portraits on all his office walls.'