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"Pick me!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Literary Canines.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'They sure have small litters.'

"Labradoodle"

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'We'll take it!'

Francoise Gilot

Know your dog - The brain.

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Artistic Licence.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"We like it, but we suggest you change the title to 'The Canine Mutiny'."

"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"

'I don't think firms need to worry about borrowing money as long as the money is invested wisely.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"Damn! I'm getting models from a different agency from now on…"

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

Pablo Picasso: Before Puberty...After Puberty.

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'If we're man's best friend, why don't we have indoor bathroom facilities like the cat?'

'Pastry sniffing canine corporation' entering a 'Diet clinic dormitory'.

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

This is typical of Picassos 'Bugger off' period

A Matter of Priorities

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

Angry Dog Tattoo

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'