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"Whenever you're ready."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

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Kid doing cave paintings

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Children's Art Show.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'You could do that.' I did

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"It's a mobile."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

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'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"Finger painting? No, thank you. I'm not into modern art."

"So you're the artist dating my daughter? I've seen your work...you MUST be starving."

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"I know it was you because you signed your work!"

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

"I guess life does imitate art."

Young British Artists.

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

"All of the art work is for sale."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."