Picasso Admirer T-Shirts

Picasso Interviews a Prospective Model

"Hey Picasso...you should have chosen better looking models!"

Artistic Licence.

There seemed no option but to sue the cosmetic surgeon.

Picasso's Blue Period

Pablo Picasso

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

'Well, this Spanish cosmetic surgeon is really an artist!'

Jacqueline Roque

"There's nothing wrong with you - you're a Picasso."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Baroque Peacock

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Espresso Martini Peacock

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Mimi's final scene

Prosecco Peacock

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Joe Biden

Phoenix

"What did Jesus order?"

Shell Fire

Kultural K9's.

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Move, Gary."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."