Pet Parent With A Biblical Twist Pillows

"Noah, we forgot the kitty litter."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"That's the preacher's dog."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Upper East Side Dog Park

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"You stop it, now!"

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"It's only the wind."

Good Dog!

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"Is our owner hot?"

Non-working dog, please help

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

'We really should get him chipped.'

"Your offer to compromise has been rejected and your dog has been cast out."

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

"He's my discomfort animal."

"I bark, therefore I am."

'Tell you what. Let's corner a cat and play 'good dog - bad dog'.'

Mouse guillotining cats paws which come through his mouse hole

'Your dragon appears to have a nasty cough.'

101 uses of a dead cat: wind vane.

Toddler sharing dog food