Pet Parent With A Biblical Twist Pillows

"Noah, we forgot the kitty litter."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"That's the preacher's dog."

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Upper East Side Dog Park

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Pampered Pets.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"You stop it, now!"

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"It's only the wind."

Good Dog!

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"Is our owner hot?"

Non-working dog, please help

'We really should get him chipped.'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"Your offer to compromise has been rejected and your dog has been cast out."

'TB or not TB, that is the question.'

'Tell you what. Let's corner a cat and play 'good dog - bad dog'.'

"I bark, therefore I am."

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

"He's my discomfort animal."

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

Mouse guillotining cats paws which come through his mouse hole

101 uses of a dead cat: wind vane.

'Your dragon appears to have a nasty cough.'