Pet Pairings Gifts

'My Master and I are a perfect match: We're both allergic to cats!'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"It's nice to be wanted."

Cat Gets Hole in One.

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Be a friend.

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

Dog on Cat.

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

"You mind if we take a little break from playing frisbee?"

Cat Thermostat

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

'We wanna open a budgie account...'

Pinnochio's Dog.

One man and his dog odour spray.

"I know, isn’t it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?"

'You can't see any drug detail men because the waiting room's full?

Dining Out.

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'We should return the favor, and find a mate for her.'