Pet Owner Musings Gifts

'If three-fourths of the world is covered with water, what am I doing in this stupid bowl?'

Tourists and their Pets.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

"Enough with the criticism!"

'I'm putting Babs on a diet. She's more paunch than pooch.'

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"Let me take another without the tail wag – more dignified."

'I can talk to animals.'

Polly had Eunice so angry that she was tempted to break the fourth wall...

Dinosaur flushing his human pet.

Mother Holds Toddler on Lead and Toddler Holds Puppy on Leash.

'You say he's had chills and tummy ache?...'

"Couldn't they have found a more flattering picture of her?"

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

The dog food channel.

"Here comes crazy old cousin Harriett, who scratches in all the wrong spots."

'He's about five ten...dark brown hair...slim...'

"Yes, I watched your audition video - twice. It's okay. But in all honesty, you just don't have that certain je ne sais quoi needed to go viral."

Dog sniffs telegraph pole, telling disapproving owner: 'What? It's just social networking.'

"Honey, have you seen my large bottle of Krill Oil?"

'Beware of the intelligent dog.'