Pet Owner Comedy Pillows

Prescription Diet

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Dog Dressed to Eat

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Cat at Surprise Party.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

When Pugs dream.

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

Parrot annoying dog.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Polly want a cracker?

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

Cattery and kennels

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"Let's see, who had the canary?"

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

"I'm retired now"

'Daddy,rusty's digging up the neighbour's back yard again!' (a dog digging a hole with an earth digger machine)/

'And you need some reading material,eh?'