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Putting the pets out.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I have no thumbs."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Yes, one is a dog."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"She's a miniature."

"Your love gives me strength."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"You're completely screwed up."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Are we there yet?'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Gesundheit!"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"Actually, there's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."