Pet Lovers Unite Pillows

Putting the pets out.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"I have no thumbs."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"He was a sea rescue."

"She's a miniature."

"Your love gives me strength."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"You're completely screwed up."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Are we there yet?'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

"Gesundheit!"

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Actually, there's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."