Pet Love Gifts

'How can we grow old together when I age seven times faster than you?'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'Works every time.'

Desert Island BBQ

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"First date hairball... awkward."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I hate it when we fight."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'