Animal Love Gifts

"How many times?!? Don't over feed the budgie"

Cat Zoom Meeting

'So much talent in the world, and not nearly enough roles for grandmas.'

'It's time to renounce our differences in a bipartisan effort to promote unity.'

Dog Training.

'Yes I am a pony buddy! Falabella! Respect me or I'll bite your knees!'

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Why do they do that?"

Life is for the birds.

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Ahhh...'

"Cat box"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Swan Fairy Tales

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Billy. The Kid.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Fly Football

Faster, Georges, faster!