Pet Lineage Detective Pillows

'Are they related?'

Barks in code.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"Now how did she know?"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

Cookie Thief

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

Wanted dog! reward!

"What happened to what cat?"

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

God changes His will.

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"Sorry to disturb you, Ma'am, but we've had some reports of a dog barking."

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

Mum, remember you said I could have a pet...

"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"

'And when did you notice he wasn't his usual self Mrs. Bakston?'