Pet Judiciary Humorist Pillows

Criminal Court; Juvenile Court; Domestic Court; Dog/cat Court

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Dogs life

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Cats at private view

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Out, damned Spot.'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

Clown walks balloon dog

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!