Pet Insurance Explorer Gifts

'Would you believe GEICO won't insure our gecko?'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

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'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

"He's had several billing procedures named after him."

"Guess who's the 'rendered'."

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

What seemed like forever of being gone, one day Skippy rolled back home.

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

"He always wanted to have a house cat to play with."

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

'There's really no need for confusion with this Medicare stuff. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L in the instructions quite clearly says ... '

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

'We're going to need a specialist. To help fill in the insurance form.'

'The bad news is, during open enrollment we get to choose between our uncaring, inconvenient plan or another one that's just as bad or worse.'