Pet Hotel Manager Gifts

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

The Suite Hereafter

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Mini Bar

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

Labrador for sale

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'No Sir, it's not sunny here all the time. Never at night.'

'What if I promise not to look?'

'Bed & Bagel'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

No early morning tea past this landing

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Seal blubber stew

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

French 75s at the Stafford

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.