Pet Hotel Manager Gifts

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

The Suite Hereafter

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

Mini Bar

Labrador for sale

'No Sir, it's not sunny here all the time. Never at night.'

'What if I promise not to look?'

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

'Bed & Bagel'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

No early morning tea past this landing

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

Hotel mini-bar.

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Seal blubber stew

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'