Pet Health Gifts

Dog eating near dogfood bag: 'Now Gluten Free'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

Extended Stay.

Infectious Disease Treatment Area

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'Is it growing?'

'This time, Dr. Houston, I'm going to watch real close...

'He needs to be on a strict diet of genetically engineered low-fat mice.'

"And this will protect him from distemper."

'I think it's time you tell Bruno about the fleas and the ticks.'

'But I told you I was going to do a radical ear resection!'

'Let's see...fever, rhinorrhea, chorea...Aha! canine distemper!'

'Now here's a practice-building therapeutic diet...

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

'I'm not going to charge you for the dentistry this time...

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

'A case of V/D prescription diet, please!'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Billy. The Kid.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."