Pet-friendly Feminists Gifts

'Man's best friend? Isn't that gender inequality?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

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"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

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"The club scene is really changing."

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

His master's voice

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

Do you look like your pet ?

"Oh, stop self-stereotyping, woman!"

Wildcat Strike.

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Cat Chores

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"Around here his word is law."

Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.

'The good news is, I finally found the cat. The bad news is, we still have a mouse.'

Tartan Coats

Oh, jeez, I should remember this guy! How do I sniff him without him knowing I'm sniffing him?

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