Pet-friendly Feminists Mugs

'Man's best friend? Isn't that gender inequality?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Women's Martial Arts Center

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"The club scene is really changing."

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

His master's voice

'She's killing me with kindness!'

Do you look like your pet ?

Wildcat Strike.

Cat's Pajamas

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

Cat Chores

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

"Around here his word is law."

Tartan Coats

Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.

'The good news is, I finally found the cat. The bad news is, we still have a mouse.'

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

Morning Routine