Feline Activist Mugs

Wildcat Strike.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Be kind"

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

'I got a birdie, an eagle, and a lawsuit from animal rights activists.'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"...and furthermore that said housewife violated both the animal cruelty statute as well as the disability act when she willfully cut off the tails of three visually impaired rodents."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

BOO MOO!

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Funny, I see images of shoes, wallets and belts...'

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

DIY Butchers

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'