Feline Activist T-Shirts

Wildcat Strike.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Be kind"

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'I got a birdie, an eagle, and a lawsuit from animal rights activists.'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Save the whales

"...and furthermore that said housewife violated both the animal cruelty statute as well as the disability act when she willfully cut off the tails of three visually impaired rodents."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

BOO MOO!

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

"Now that's just low-down mean."

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."