Pet Food Sampling T-Shirts

'A good day! Two letters for me and a sample of 'Seafood Gourmet Delight' for you.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Pet Entertainers

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Somewhere in France

Fido and Fifi

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

'You're lucky you can't read.'

Polly want a cracker?

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

"This is our new product consultant."

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

Reigning cats and dogs.

Keeping warm

'I think Pookie wants her supper.'

Colin had standards, and not eating 'own brand' food was one of them.....

'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'

'Feeding dog food to dogs is NOT ethnic stereotyping!'