Pet Food Sampling Mugs

'A good day! Two letters for me and a sample of 'Seafood Gourmet Delight' for you.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Pet Entertainers

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

Somewhere in France

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Fido and Fifi

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

'You're lucky you can't read.'

Polly want a cracker?

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

Reigning cats and dogs.

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

"This is our new product consultant."

New for aging dogs: Grecian Canine Formula.

'I think Pookie wants her supper.'

Keeping warm

'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'

'Feeding dog food to dogs is NOT ethnic stereotyping!'