Dog Food Taster T-Shirts

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Pet Entertainers

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Complementary Beverages

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

Eating raw cake mix.

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

Bees

'I pity the poor schlub whose job it is to make that call.'

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

"Enough yin. More yang."

'So you want two opposable thumbs so you can open your own dogfood?'

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

"I told you before! I need a food taster who likes brussel sprouts!"

You tell me how they know it has new and improved flavour!

Ice Cream Cone Ladder

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."