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'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

-'God that looks disgusting.' -'You're telling me.'

Dogs and cats thinking

"You opened that bag yesterday. You really expect me to eat leftovers?"

Fido and Fifi

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

Polly want a cracker?

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"This is our new product consultant."

Reigning cats and dogs.

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

"They really are chunky."

'Normally, he's an indoor dog, but he got into the bean dip.'