Pet-focused Philanthropist Prints

'As we all know your dear, deceased Aunt Clara, was a devoted cat lover...'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"Who's next?"

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

If dogs were psychiatrists.

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

"Adopt me."

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

"Manager does not do tricks."

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

"As a dog he's incredible. As a chef he's just okay."

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

"I considered a rescue dog, but decided to take this refugee from Afghanistan."

"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"

'Old English Sheepdogs are on the shaggy dog storey.'

"It's a cat-scanner."