Pet-focused Philanthropist Gifts

'As we all know your dear, deceased Aunt Clara, was a devoted cat lover...'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"Who's next?"

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

If dogs were psychiatrists.

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

"Adopt me."

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

"Manager does not do tricks."

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

"As a dog he's incredible. As a chef he's just okay."

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

"I considered a rescue dog, but decided to take this refugee from Afghanistan."

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"

'Old English Sheepdogs are on the shaggy dog storey.'

"It's a cat-scanner."

'...anything else, sir?'