Pet Etiquette Squad Mugs

Start mornings with a wink and a wag with our pet etiquette squad mugs. Perfect for animal lovers who enjoy a brew as polished and witty as their pets’ manners.

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'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...' mockup

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

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"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

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People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . . mockup

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

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"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..." mockup

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

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"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind." mockup

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

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"Rats."

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"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me." mockup

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

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"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'" mockup

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

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"Is your dog friendly?!"

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'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...' mockup

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

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"Is your dog friendly or socially maladjusted?"

"Is your dog friendly or socially maladjusted?" mockup

"Is your dog friendly or socially maladjusted?"

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Dinosaur Pet Stores

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"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!" mockup

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

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Do you look like your pet ?

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Preschools for Dogs

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"It's not the dry food I hate, it's that crunching sound you make when you eat it!"

"It's not the dry food I hate, it's that crunching sound you make when you eat it!" mockup

"It's not the dry food I hate, it's that crunching sound you make when you eat it!"

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"The barking ... it has to stop." mockup

"The barking ... it has to stop."

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"If he's really your best friend, why did he have your tail cut off?"

"If he's really your best friend, why did he have your tail cut off?" mockup

"If he's really your best friend, why did he have your tail cut off?"

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'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!'

'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!' mockup

'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!'

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'Just remember that there is a fine line between show dog and show off.'

'Just remember that there is a fine line between show dog and show off.' mockup

'Just remember that there is a fine line between show dog and show off.'

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'The Pied Piper routine has got to stop.'

'The Pied Piper routine has got to stop.' mockup

'The Pied Piper routine has got to stop.'

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'But I TOLD you before I started that I consider ear cropping a disfiguring operation...'

'But I TOLD you before I started that I consider ear cropping a disfiguring operation...' mockup

'But I TOLD you before I started that I consider ear cropping a disfiguring operation...'

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'Now say 'please'.'

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"You're sure that's the stick you want?"

"You're sure that's the stick you want?" mockup

"You're sure that's the stick you want?"

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'Don't worry Vicar. He's only looking at you like that because you're eating off his plate...'

'Don't worry Vicar. He's only looking at you like that because you're eating off his plate...' mockup

'Don't worry Vicar. He's only looking at you like that because you're eating off his plate...'

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"Instead of chasing them like a madman, just ask the squirrels if they’d like to play with you."

"Instead of chasing them like a madman, just ask the squirrels if they’d like to play with you." mockup

"Instead of chasing them like a madman, just ask the squirrels if they’d like to play with you."

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"If dogs had cell phones... Hi, Carl. It’s me again. I know you’re just going out to the mailbox but I was wondering if you’re ever returning. What’s the rush."

"If dogs had cell phones... Hi, Carl. It’s me again. I know you’re just going out to the mailbox but I was wondering if you’re ever returning. What’s the rush." mockup

"If dogs had cell phones... Hi, Carl. It’s me again. I know you’re just going out to the mailbox but I was wondering if you’re ever returning. What’s the rush."

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