Pet Etiquette Analyst Mugs

Start their day with a smile! Our pet etiquette analyst mugs feature witty phrases and charming designs that celebrate their commitment to polite pets. Perfect for coffee or tea for those who love well-behaved animals.

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People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . . mockup

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

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'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.' mockup

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

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"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..." mockup

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

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"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

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"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here." mockup

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

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"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind." mockup

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

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"Rats."

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"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm." mockup

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

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"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'" mockup

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

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"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me." mockup

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

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I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am. mockup

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

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'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...' mockup

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

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"Is your dog friendly?!"

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"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically." mockup

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

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"Is your dog friendly or socially maladjusted?"

"Is your dog friendly or socially maladjusted?" mockup

"Is your dog friendly or socially maladjusted?"

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'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...' mockup

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

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"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!" mockup

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

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'That's what I wanted to ask you about.'

'That's what I wanted to ask you about.' mockup

'That's what I wanted to ask you about.'

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"You say: It's nothing more than jealousy inspired backstabbing. I say: It's the fourth report of butt-sniffing I've had this week."

"You say: It's nothing more than jealousy inspired backstabbing. I say: It's the fourth report of butt-sniffing I've had this week." mockup

"You say: It's nothing more than jealousy inspired backstabbing. I say: It's the fourth report of butt-sniffing I've had this week."

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Preschools for Dogs

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Unbroken Eye Contact: The Musical mockup

Unbroken Eye Contact: The Musical

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"It's not the dry food I hate, it's that crunching sound you make when you eat it!"

"It's not the dry food I hate, it's that crunching sound you make when you eat it!" mockup

"It's not the dry food I hate, it's that crunching sound you make when you eat it!"

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'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.' mockup

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

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Dog with long tongue out car window. mockup

Dog with long tongue out car window.

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"The barking ... it has to stop." mockup

"The barking ... it has to stop."

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The Snowman and the Snowdog.

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My Day - Dog magazine

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"Do not look at the crumbs—you're so close... If this gets ugly, only use closed paws, no scratching."

"Do not look at the crumbs—you're so close... If this gets ugly, only use closed paws, no scratching." mockup

"Do not look at the crumbs—you're so close... If this gets ugly, only use closed paws, no scratching."

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'I couldn't sleep last night. . . then I realized I forgot to turn around in a circle three times before I went to bed. . .'

'I couldn't sleep last night. . . then I realized I forgot to turn around in a circle three times before I went to bed. . .' mockup

'I couldn't sleep last night. . . then I realized I forgot to turn around in a circle three times before I went to bed. . .'

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Dog with enormous stick.

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"Instead of chasing them like a madman, just ask the squirrels if they’d like to play with you."

"Instead of chasing them like a madman, just ask the squirrels if they’d like to play with you." mockup

"Instead of chasing them like a madman, just ask the squirrels if they’d like to play with you."

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Fido's begging days were over.

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Pushkins was having one of those dog days.

Pushkins was having one of those dog days. mockup

Pushkins was having one of those dog days.

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'Our cat doesn't do any tricks, but he's pretty tricky.'

'Our cat doesn't do any tricks, but he's pretty tricky.' mockup

'Our cat doesn't do any tricks, but he's pretty tricky.'

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Pet Etiquette Analyst Mugs Collection

Pet Etiquette Analyst Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that speak to pet etiquette enthusiasts. Fun and fashionable, these cushions add personality and comfort to any pet lover’s space.

Pet Etiquette Analyst Prints

Browse our art prints featuring playful and witty designs for pet etiquette advocates. Perfect for decorating with humor and style in mind.

Pet Etiquette Analyst T-Shirts

Find fun and stylish t-shirts designed for pet etiquette fans. Let their personality shine with clever graphics that promote good manners and pet-loving humor.