Pet Ensemble Pillows

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Useless add-ons.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

'Now cut that out!'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Knight walking a dog.

Puss in Heels

"Now this is a dog park!"

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Do you look like your pet ?

"You remind me of someone."

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

I Love NY Dog

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."