Pet Comfort Crusader Pillows

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

It's a Dog's life

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"Not again!"

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'People for the Ethical Treatment of Fish'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"O.K., so no animals were harmed, but were they adequately compensated?"

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

"I only drink bottled water. Have you seen the trash floating around in this ocean?"

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

Dog: If he hadn't wanted me to chew up the couch...

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

Modern Accomplisments

Air conditioner.

'Went straight to the top a week after 'Customer Care' started.'

"Roger ALWAYS puts out customers FIRST!"

Great customer care is not optional.

Dogs of the World Unite

'Oh no. Another major decision on what sort of HVAC system to install?'

"I'm not comfortable talking about that either. Maybe if you had a couch."

"I'm afraid my husband's just a very lazy old Trot."

"Sorry, I don't do fleas."