Canine Comfort Crusader Pillows

Dog fitted with water dish holder.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

It's a Dog's life

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

'Went straight to the top a week after 'Customer Care' started.'

Air conditioner.

'Oh no. Another major decision on what sort of HVAC system to install?'

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging.

Dogs of the World Unite

Dog: If he hadn't wanted me to chew up the couch...

Modern Accomplisments

"Roger ALWAYS puts out customers FIRST!"

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

Great customer care is not optional.

'The customer is King'

"I'm not comfortable talking about that either. Maybe if you had a couch."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

This is progress - now we PAY the airlines $15 per bag to lose our luggage.

"Doug here monitors any subtle changes in the ergonomics."