Comfortable Bed Crusader Pillows

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Grooming for beginners.

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

Modern Accomplisments

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

Dog: If he hadn't wanted me to chew up the couch...

A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging.

"I'm not comfortable talking about that either. Maybe if you had a couch."

Euro crisis: who's next?

This is progress - now we PAY the airlines $15 per bag to lose our luggage.

"Doug here monitors any subtle changes in the ergonomics."

Traveling Lite...Flights.

"I'm afraid my husband's just a very lazy old Trot."

Our drivers are safe, courteous and professional. Want to make something of it?

'Are you SURE this isn't a pre-existing condition?'

"Oh, so NOW you switch the captions off!"

Couple with corner of runway in their living room - "Bloody airport expansion..."

'I wish you had planned your retirement more carefully.'

'When I said 'topless' I meant the car.'

'I've been asked to talk to you about the coffee fund.'