Pet Comfort Crusader Prints

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

It's a Dog's life

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Sure, it's just to find the royal remote, but a quest is a quest, Ernie!

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

"Not again!"

'People for the Ethical Treatment of Fish'

Men's Casual Clothes. Nothing feels better than finding a comfortable pair of pants! Jean therapy is very powerful!

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

"O.K., so no animals were harmed, but were they adequately compensated?"

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

Lost CatCat Found.

"I only drink bottled water. Have you seen the trash floating around in this ocean?"

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

Dog: If he hadn't wanted me to chew up the couch...

"Roger ALWAYS puts out customers FIRST!"

Dogs of the World Unite

'Went straight to the top a week after 'Customer Care' started.'

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

Air conditioner.

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

Modern Accomplisments

'Oh no. Another major decision on what sort of HVAC system to install?'

Great customer care is not optional.

"I'm not comfortable talking about that either. Maybe if you had a couch."

"I'm afraid my husband's just a very lazy old Trot."