Pet Advertiser Pillows

Kittens £2 a piece: 'How much for a whole cat?'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

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Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Direct Marketing...

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Honesty in retail

They get into debt so fast these days...

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

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"Collections were down. We had to get creative."