Pesticide Neutralizer Pillows

"If you purchase these items, I will use this special spray to neutralize the pesticides coating them."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Save the termites.

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

The oil trap.

Product Testing Department

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

UK sewage dumps

"This one I feel like protecting, the others I don't."

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

"This house is so noisy, I invested in a bigger speaker."

No toxic waste in my backyard!

Honeycomb

Ecology

Rational explanations

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

Must you always be so negative?

'Hell for Bees.'

'Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment.'

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

"It's the most beautiful flower in the world - needs protecting from birds though!

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."

Farmer fighting off snail

"Do you really think installing a solar panel will satisfy the anti-nukes crowd?"

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'