Noise Neutralizer Pillows

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

"This house is so noisy, I invested in a bigger speaker."

Rational explanations

'I can't hear you - let's repeat the last ten minutes of our extremely irritating conversation'

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'

Noise abatement society - Hush.

Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

Noisy energy?

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

Election Cancelling Headphones

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

Must you always be so negative?

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

"O.K., she's sitting down to write in three....two....one...."

I've found it! It was in the bread box! You've found the lost cellphone! SMASH! CRASH BOP! SMASH! Today's feature is offered as a catharsis for anyone who has ever lost a cellphone and been forced to listen to its low-battery beep from some undiscovered place. SMASH. Final beep (Death).

Nature Magnified

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

Sneeze Police

The neighbour of the beast

"I hate to say this, but I miss the days when all he did was stare at his phone."

Mass Piano Instruction in Communal Home

Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.