Noisy Neighbor Neutralizer Pillows

Lawnmower protestor

$1: Family Secrets

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'

"This house is so noisy, I invested in a bigger speaker."

Rational explanations

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Things You Should Know About...

"This is the worst parade ever."

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

Nice to see you!

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

'Hank, I think I see why your dog is complaining about the ringing in his ears.'

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

"My doctor advised me to give up the drums....he lives in the flat below me."

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

"The people upstairs are talking about us. We should bark them another opera."

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

Tangled wires.

'That's it, gentlemen! You've just had your last vuvuzela band practice!'

'Nosy neighbors need to mind their own business.'

Noise abatement society - Hush.

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

"You'll see it when it's done."

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

Clickbait Road - Number 7 will shock you

'Isn't it enough to keep up with the Joneses - must we hover over them?'