Pesticide Neutralizer Prints

"If you purchase these items, I will use this special spray to neutralize the pesticides coating them."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Save the termites.

The oil trap.

Product Testing Department

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

UK sewage dumps

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'

"This one I feel like protecting, the others I don't."

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

No toxic waste in my backyard!

"This house is so noisy, I invested in a bigger speaker."

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

Rational explanations

Ecology

Honeycomb

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

Must you always be so negative?

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

It's 9 a.m. and I've already offed hundreds of aphids � Decimated dozens of beetles and slain seven slugs. But Nana, you're disturbing nature's balance. When it comes to garden pests � Biodiversity is way overrated.

'Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment.'

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

'Hell for Bees.'

"It's the most beautiful flower in the world - needs protecting from birds though!

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."

Farmer fighting off snail

"Oh, I'm not bothered by Covid anymore, this is for the pollution."

Weed -B- Going. Weed -B- Going. Weed -B- Gone.

I'd take down those chemical signs if you want to sell your house. I need them to keep people off the treated grass. They'll figure it out.

"Do you really think installing a solar panel will satisfy the anti-nukes crowd?"