Pesticide Applicator Prints

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Save the termites.

What do you think of the application so far?

Product Testing Department

Bureaucratic Position Interview

',,,and you can name your salary as long as it falls within our range of underpaid employees,'

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

'Wow! I've never heard that before!'

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Honeycomb

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

'Hell for Bees.'

'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.'

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."

'Chaucer, the Pythagorean Theorem and fine beaujolais, you've got pedants.'

'OK, Son - put the glass over it and I'll slip the paper under it - then we can carry it out to the garden.'

"If you purchase these items, I will use this special spray to neutralize the pesticides coating them."

Nit Lotion - "Reconnaissance pictures clearly show the enemy's chemical stockpile."

'When push comes to shove, I want people who'll push.'

'A rise certainly, you have to apply in person to our headoffice in New Zealand.'