Pesticide Applicator Prints

Weed -B- Going. Weed -B- Going. Weed -B- Gone.

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

What do you think of the application so far?

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Save the termites.

Product Testing Department

Bureaucratic Position Interview

',,,and you can name your salary as long as it falls within our range of underpaid employees,'

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

Honeycomb

'Wow! I've never heard that before!'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

'Hell for Bees.'

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

It's 9 a.m. and I've already offed hundreds of aphids � Decimated dozens of beetles and slain seven slugs. But Nana, you're disturbing nature's balance. When it comes to garden pests � Biodiversity is way overrated.

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.'

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."

'OK, Son - put the glass over it and I'll slip the paper under it - then we can carry it out to the garden.'

'Chaucer, the Pythagorean Theorem and fine beaujolais, you've got pedants.'

"If you purchase these items, I will use this special spray to neutralize the pesticides coating them."

I'd take down those chemical signs if you want to sell your house. I need them to keep people off the treated grass. They'll figure it out.

Nit Lotion - "Reconnaissance pictures clearly show the enemy's chemical stockpile."

'When push comes to shove, I want people who'll push.'