Personnel Planner Gifts

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"We only got six days of funding."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

When Engineers Crack.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

Grounded

"Were we expecting a baby?"

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

The Tunnel Of Love

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Targets.

New arrival

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."