Career Planners Gifts

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"I told him he was over-thinking the whole job-money-career thing and that he should just enjoy being five."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"Three more years of high school."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Career Choices

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'