Career Planners Gifts

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"I told him he was over-thinking the whole job-money-career thing and that he should just enjoy being five."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"Three more years of high school."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

Career Choices

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'