Personality Projector Gifts

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

'Cosmetic surgery.'

Let's try some word disassociation

Frida Kahlo

Motorway of the Self

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

Fireplace Projector.

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

Tonight's Debate. Nature versus Nurture. You believe in heredity over environment? Yep --- I was just born that way.

'I have a plan 'B', but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Psychology 101

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

'Which one shall I get?'

Some Friends From Work

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

Artist dreaming about himself painting.

Personality Test - No Result

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

Rapunzel's Book Club choice gave her an idea...

'It was gravity after this point.'

'If I were you I'd spend most of my time trying to be someone else.'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

Psychiatric Clinic. It's a very strange case of multiple personalities. He keeps trying to photobomb his own selfies.

"I contain multitudes, but usually the reasonable lady shows up, the fun one drinks too much, and the angry one takes the train home."

Singer projecting her voice through a microphone.

"I keep changing my profile picture."

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

"It's weird how you can see a face in just about anything if you're looking for it."

"The problem with you is that you try to be a lot nicer than you really are."