Personality Projector Mugs

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

Motorway of the Self

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

Fireplace Projector.

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

'I have a plan 'B', but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Psychology 101

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

'Which one shall I get?'

Some Friends From Work

Artist dreaming about himself painting.

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

Personality Test - No Result

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

'It was gravity after this point.'

Rapunzel's Book Club choice gave her an idea...

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"I contain multitudes, but usually the reasonable lady shows up, the fun one drinks too much, and the angry one takes the train home."

Singer projecting her voice through a microphone.

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

"It's weird how you can see a face in just about anything if you're looking for it."

"I keep changing my profile picture."

"The problem with you is that you try to be a lot nicer than you really are."

"I've always felt I was a Taurus trapped in a Libra's body."