Playful Projectionist Gifts

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

'Hard to follow...'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Jackson Pollock as a child

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

Just a little heads up!

A dog and a robot dog

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

"And this slide represents what our sales growth would look like if we hadn't screwed it up so bad."

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

'You dropped the ball. You're being paid to throw it.'

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

Attorney-at-play

"You forgot his tail."

Woman in office bombarded by paper airplanes flying through window.

Graffiti in a Gallery