Playful Projectionist Gifts

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'Hard to follow...'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Jackson Pollock as a child

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

A dog and a robot dog

Just a little heads up!

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

'You dropped the ball. You're being paid to throw it.'

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

Attorney-at-play

"You forgot his tail."

Woman in office bombarded by paper airplanes flying through window.

Graffiti in a Gallery

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."