Personality Predictor Pillows

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

If you were an iceberg...

'Who will make the most money three years from now, athletes or sports agents?'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

Must you always be so negative?

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

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Extrovert/Introvert.

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

I see from your C.V. that you are a Scorpio and your favourite colour is red.

"I contain multitudes, but usually the reasonable lady shows up, the fun one drinks too much, and the angry one takes the train home."

Types of people who live in my house

'Unfortunately, that's not John, but his second self.'

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

I'll have your guidance on future earnings in a second.

"Hold on ... I just felt it defy authority."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."