Personal Trainer At Home Pillows

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Be Healthy

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"We're exclusively delts."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Exercise Class

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Biceps, muscles and brawn